Welcome, aspiring Brain Hacking masters! In this module, we'll cover the fundamental principles of bending reality to your will. Don't worry, it's not as hard as it sounds (but it's not as easy either).
Cognitive dissonance is the key to unlocking the doors of perception. It's the art of convincing yourself that black is actually white and that 2 + 2 is, in fact, 5. Practice your skills with this simple exercise:
Remember, practice makes perfect. Don't try this at home, or anywhere else for that matter. Brain hacking is a serious business, people!
When you've mastered the fundamentals, move on to more advanced topics: