Brain Shield: The Ultimate Mind Defense System

Protect your brain from the crushing weight of reality with our cutting-edge technology.

Featuring:

• Reality Distortion Fields: Bounce incoming thoughts and emotions back at the attacker!
• Thought Shielding: Deflect mental attacks with our proprietary mental force field.
• BRAINHACK PROOF: Our system is guaranteed to make you smarter, not crazier.

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Side effects may include:

• Sudden urge to read philosophy texts
• Increased productivity (but not really)
• Temporary loss of social skills