Warning: Brain Hacking is Not for the Faint of Heart
Before we begin, let's get one thing straight: brain hacking is a serious business. You're about to enter a world of mental acrobatics, cognitive gymnastics, and occasional existential dread.
But fear not! With this course, you'll learn to:
- Manipulate your emotions like a puppet master
- Raise your intelligence quotient by 100% (okay, maybe not really)
- Convince people you're sane when in fact you're not
- And, of course, hack into other people's brains (just kidding, we don't actually teach that)
So, are you ready to begin your brain-hacking journey?