Welcome, fellow brain-hackers. Here, you'll find the most advanced, most secure, most ridiculously overpowered tools for controlling the human mind. Don't say we didn't warn you.
Neural Nets - Create complex neural networks to control the thoughts of your enemies.
Telepathy Device - Read minds, influence, control.
Brain-Computer Interface - Connect your brain directly to the computer. No more typing.
Or, if you're feeling really adventurous:
Quantum Leap of Faith - Jump through the space-time continuum. (Results not guaranteed.)
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