Telepathy Device

Are you tired of using boring, old-fashioned words? Want to communicate with your friends without ever opening your mouth?

Look no further than the Telepathy Device 5000!

This revolutionary new device lets you transmit thoughts directly into the minds of those around you. No more tedious typing or awkward conversations!

But don't just take our word for it! Check out our reviews from satisfied customers.

Side effects may include: Mental Fatigue, Brain Overload, and Telepathic Resentment.

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Purchase Telepathy Device 5000

Price: $1000

Shipping: $50

Handling: $200

Total: $1250

Warranty Information

Side effects not included in price. Side effects may be included in warranty.

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Mental Fatigue

Common side effect of using the Telepathy Device 5000.

Caused by excessive mental activity, this condition can lead to:

• Brain Overload
• Telepathic Resentment
• Randomly shouting at inanimate objects

Consult a doctor if symptoms persist.

Or just take a few hours off and try our relaxation techniques.

Brain Overload

A side effect of using the Telepathy Device 5000.

Caused by excessive mental activity, this condition can lead to:

• Telepathic Resentment
• Randomly shouting at inanimate objects
• Uncontrollable urges to yoga

Consult a doctor if symptoms persist.

Or just take a few hours off and try our relaxation techniques.

Relaxation Techniques

For those experiencing Mental Fatigue or Brain Overload due to the Telepathy Device 5000.

Try our special relaxation techniques:

• Deep breathing exercise: Inhale for 5 seconds, hold for 5 seconds, exhale for 10 seconds.
• Counting: Count to 100, then back to 1.
• Meditation: Just sit quietly and stare at the wall.

Consult a doctor if symptoms persist.

Or just call our 24/7 support line.

Telepathic Resentment

A side effect of using the Telepathy Device 5000.

Caused by excessive mental activity, this condition can lead to:

• Randomly shouting at inanimate objects
• Uncontrollable urges to yoga
• Feeling like you're being watched by an invisible, judgmental entity

Consult a doctor if symptoms persist.

Or just take a few hours off and try our relaxation techniques.