Troubleshooting Brain Hacking

Error 404: Your brain has been successfully hacked

Possible causes:

• 1. Insufficient caffeine intake: Please rehydrate with a minimum of 3 cups of coffee
• 2. Malfunctioning brain implant: Please contact our support team to schedule a routine replacement
• 3. Inadequate mental preparation: Please watch at least 5 hours of cat videos to clear your mind

To proceed with the brain-hacking process, please select one of the following options:

• Advanced Mouse Control Techniques
• Customized Brainwave Tuning
• Neurolink Upgrade: Add 1000 new neurons

Note: All services are subject to availability and may be delayed due to high demand or spontaneous human consciousness.