Welcome to the world of self-discovery, where the lines between reality and fantasy are blurred beyond recognition.
Our in-house therapist, Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, has been practicing the art of making you feel worse about yourself for over 20 years.
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Or, if you're feeling particularly masochistic, try our Masochistic Self-Indulgence page for an added dose of self-loathing.
But wait, there's more! Our Identity Crisis page will have you questioning your very existence in no time.