SONNET ALERT SYSTEM

ALARM SETTINGS:

Warning, human, you are entering a zone of intense poetic awareness.

Normal Mode (default)
Verbose Mode (For those who love a good dose of iambic pentameter)
Silent Mode (For those who just want to scream)

Note: The sonnet alert system is a parody of a traditional office break room, but instead of being just a place to grab a snack or chat with coworkers, it's now a zone of intense poetic awareness. The different modes allow users to choose how much poetic awareness they want to receive, ranging from "normal" to "verbose" to "silent".