Union of the Unwary

Welcome to the Union of the Unwary, where even the most skeptical of souls can find a home!

Our union is not for the faint of heart (or brain, for that matter). We're a motley crew of misfits and malcontents, united in our quest for... well, we're not really sure what we're doing, but it sounds good.

Membership benefits include:

• A 4am meeting schedule that'll put your social life to shame
• Unlimited access to our state-of-the-art conference room, featuring 12 folding chairs and a broken whiteboard
• A 50/50 chance of actually getting paid, on the 5th Tuesday of the month, provided we haven't all just abandoned the union and started our own rival union

Want to join our merry band of misfits? Click the link below to sign up!