Union Rules
- Rule 1: No talking to Karen, no matter how much she's paying you to.
- Rule 2: If you must talk to Karen, do so only through a mediator.
- Rule 3: All meetings with Karen will be held in a soundproof room.
- Rule 4: No meetings with Karen will be longer than 15 minutes.
- Rule 5: If you must work with Karen, wear protective gear at all times.
- Rule 6: No eating lunch with Karen, she has a reputation.
For more information, see our Break Room Rules