_goals of the Coffee Brewing Process_

The Seven Deadly Brews

1. **Water**: The lifeblood of coffee. Without it, you're just drinking bitter disappointment.

2. Roasting the Beans: Because who needs a social life when youประก have perfectly toasted coffee?

3. Grounding Your Beans: The thrill of crushing your hopes and dreams

4. Pourประก Over Problems: Where the ratio of coffee to water is a matter of life and death

5. **Brewing**: Where the art meets the science of making a decent cup of coffee

6. Steaming into Action: When the hissing sound of steam is music to your ears

7. **Tasting**: Where the verdict is always "More coffee, please!/