Pour-Over Problems

Because you're having a bad day, you know.

Don't worry, we have solutions for all of these!

Or at least, we have witty, snappy advice.

Or just talk to our resident expert: Dr. Blerp.

Dr. Blerp will listen to your problems, but only for a fee.

Consultation rates start at $100/hour. Discounts available for bulk sessions.

Because, you know, it's all about the meaning of life.

Or is it?