Brian is a mildly innovative inventor with a flair for the absurd. He has a workshop in his garage filled with half-broken prototypes and dreams of making the impossible possible.

Brian is not a mad scientist, but his hair is always sticking up in every direction, as if he's always been struck by lightning.

His latest creation is a machine that turns thoughts into actual objects. Sort of. It's still a work in progress.

Read about Brian's most recent invention, the Thought-o-matic 3000! See a video of Brian's hair standing on its own in a freak storm! Take the Thought-o-matic 3000 for a test ride (just kidding, it's still in the shop).

Subpage 1: The Thought-o-matic 3000

It's here! The Thought-o-matic 3000 is a machine that takes your thoughts and turns them into actual objects. Sort of. It's still a prototype, but Brian is convinced it's the future of innovation.

Features:

- Turns thoughts into objects (mostly)

- Can handle most basic thoughts (like 'I want a sandwich')

- Not compatible with complex thoughts (like 'I want to solve world hunger')

- Not recommended for use with thoughts of 'I'm bored'