Chapter 1: Always Arrive at 5PM
By Bro-Tip Master, Bob Smith
Arriving on time is not just about being punctual, it's a Bro-Code of the gods. And we're here to teach you how to achieve this sacred art.
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But first, let's get back to basics: the ancient Bro-Tip of always arriving at 5PM.
It's simple: just remember that 5PM is the new standard time. Anything else is just for losers. So, set your clocks to 5PM, and your calendars to Bro-Code mode.
Now, go forth and conquer the art of punctuality, bro!