Broccoligarchy: The Unofficial, Unapologetic Guide

Welcome, subject of the Broccoligarchy. In this esteemed guide, you will learn the ins and outs of the greatest system of government the world has ever seen.

What is the Broccoligarchy?

The Broccoligarchy is a system of government where the most obvious and most powerful broccoli is the supreme ruler. It's a system that has been in place for centuries, but its genius has never been fully understood by outsiders.

Key Principles

• The Supreme Broccolus is always right
• The most obvious and most powerful broccoli is always in charge
• Any dissent is met with the utmost severity

Subpages

For more information, please visit:

• Broccolus Decrees: The Supreme Broccolus Speaks
• Broccoligarchal Hierarchy: A Guide to the Broccoligarchal Pecking Order
• Broccoligarchal Punishments: For Those Who Disagree