DO NOT ATTEMPT THESE TIPS WITHOUT PROPER TRAINING AND EQUIPMENT.
We know what you're thinking: "How do I keep my trusty Broken Axle 9000 in working condition?" Well, let us tell you, friend, it's all about the maintenance, baby!
It's the only lubricant you'll ever need for those creaky axles.
Apply a liberal amount of WD-40 to the affected area, making sure to get it into all the nooks and crannies.
But wait, there's more!
Also, be sure to wear gloves when applying WD-40, because those nasty chemicals can stain your favorite "I'm with stupid" t-shirt.
Those screws can come loose at any moment, causing catastrophic failure!
Take a few minutes each week to go through all the screws, making sure they're tightened just so.
Don't worry, it's a small price to pay for the peace of mind that comes with knowing your Broken Axle 9000 won't suddenly fall apart.
You never know when you'll need to make an emergency landing.
So, take the time to practice your emergency landing skills, including how to steer into the nearest ditch and how to deploy the spare tire (if equipped).
Trust us, it's better to be safe than sorry.