Brutalist Bake-Off

Welcome to the most brutal baking competition on the web, where pastries are punished, and critics are even worse.

Bake-Off Schedule

Round 1: Croissant Chaos

Round 2: Torte Torture

Round 3: Cake Catastrophe

Round 4: Mille-Feuille Madness

View Round 1 Scores
View Round 2 Scores
View Round 3 Scores
View Round 4 Scores

Meet the Judges

Meet the brutalist judges who will make your pastries cry:

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Croissant Chaos

Round 1 of the Brutalist Bake-Off has begun, where 10 brave bakers dare to face the judges' wrath.

Results:

1st Place: Patrice Boulanger with her flaky, flawless croissant

2nd Place: Jacques Patisserie with his crispy, burnt croissant

3rd Place: Leila Pastry with her soggy, sorry excuse for a croissant

/subpages/judge-1-leonidas-the-brutal Leonidas the Brutal

Leonidas the Brutal

Meet the king of cruel criticism and the lord of the loaf. His critiques will leave you questioning your very existence.

His Favorite Things: