I once accidentally arrested the wrong suspect. I thought he was a ninja, but it turned out he was just a librarian with a really big book bag.
I've been on 12 donut breaks, but I've only solved 1 case. I'm not sure what's more embarrassing.
I've been shot at by 3 different robbers, but I've only got 1 bullet wound. I'm pretty sure it's from a paper jam.
My partner thinks I'm a menace, but my mom still makes me cookies.
I've seen some wild stuff, but I've never seen anything as crazy as this one time I saw a squirrel on a unicycle in a tutu.