Our friends have been asking us, "What's the deal with this place?" And honestly, it's a great question. We're not really sure either. But hey, it's fun, right? It's like a big ol' box of weird toys that we've been playing with and can't seem to put down.
We've been told that's a bit of an understatement. There are actually more than a few of us on the couch, and some of us might even be wearing matching "I'm with stupid" t-shirts. But hey, at least we're having fun!
Locals? What locals? We're not really sure there are any locals. This place is like a time-traveling vortex, a portal to another dimension, where the laws of reality are merely a suggestion. You might get some weird looks, but you might also get some free hugs. Who knows?
Ha! Like, good luck with that. We have a strict no-dates policy. You'll have to leave your significant other at the door, but don't worry, they'll be safe. We have a nice bench where you can leave them while you're in here.
Read our story and try to make sense of it all.
You know, for research purposes.