Our Buddy Cop Techniques

At Buddy Cop Central, we don't just patrol the streets, we also patrol the depths of human psychology. Our team of highly trained buddy cops have mastered the art of:

• Active Listening (we listen, you talk)
• Empathetic Fist Bumping (we'll give you a gentle tap on the back)
• Intense Hand-Holding (we'll never let go)
• Radical Haircutting (we'll give you a makeover)

Want to learn more about our techniques? Click on one of the following subpages: