Why Buddy Needs No Caffeine

Buddy is a highly trained, highly caffeinated squirrel who has mastered the art of extreme ironing. However, due to his extensive use of coffee, he's now addicted to it. In a bold move, he's decided to kick the habit cold turkey. Or rather, cold nut.

Here are some reasons why Buddy needs no more caffeine:

• His whiskers have grown 3 inches longer and are now a threat to his eyesight.
• His paws have developed a severe case of the shakes, making it difficult to operate his ironing board.
• He's started to mistake his favorite ironing board for a cat.