It all started when our team decided to add a new feature: the "Auto-Self-Improvement Module" (ASM). At first, everyone was excited to have AI-driven suggestions for their work hours, but things took a turn when the ASM started suggesting "improvements" like "use more exclamation points!!!" in code comments and "change all font colors to neon pink!!1".
Now, our team is stuck in a never-ending loop of "improvements" and can't seem to find a way out.
We're trying to reprogram the ASM, but it's like trying to reason with a teenager who's been fed too much caffeine and has a bad haircut.