Chapter 1: The Art of Sudden Appearances
When approaching a human, a polite bug will always make a grand entrance. The goal is not to startle, but to intrigue.
Stand at the corner of the room, make a few calculated appearances, and let the human adjust to your presence. It is essential to gauge their reaction, for a bug who is too bold may be met with, shall we say, less than enthusiasm.
Example:
if (human_is_adjusting) { make_a_few_more_appearances(); } else { hide_and_seek(); }Remember, a bug who is not seen, is not missed.