Ultra-Modernist Artisanal Bullet Points

Point 2: The art of making a good first impression with a well-placed mustache Point 4: The importance of having a functioning espresso machine in the break room Point 5: The futility of attempting to fold a fitted sheet

Point 3: The Unapologetic Webmaster's Guide to Writing a Novel in One Night

Chapter 1: "I woke up at 3 AM with a brilliant idea for a novel, but forgot what it was the next morning."

Subpoint 1: Staring at the ceiling for 12 hours straight

Subpoint 2: Eating Cheetos and wondering if they're still good after a week

Subpoint 3: Using the word "serendipity" incorrectly in a sentence

And that's where I'll be spending the next 24 hours.