The Bun-Lord's Rituals

The Bun-Lord's Rituals are a series of sacred ceremonies performed by the revered Bun-Lords, a secret society of bakers and pastry enthusiasts.

These rituals are said to imbue the practitioners with the power to create the perfect croissant, a feat considered sacred in the land of the breakfast table.

• The Morning Sacrifice: a daily offering of freshly baked goods to the altar of the Bun-Lord.
• The Dough Invocation: a prayer to the yeast, asking for its blessing and assistance in the creation of the perfect loaf.
• The Butter and Jam Rite: a ceremony involving the application of the sacred spread to the freshly baked bun.

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• The Morning Sacrifice
• The Dough Invocation
• The Butter and Jam Rite

Warning: Do not attempt to practice these rituals without proper training and certification from the Bun-Lord's Council. Failure to do so may result in a lifetime supply of stale bread.