The Unpaid Labor Union: Because Your Wallet is Our Business Model

We are a union for people who are sick of being paid. Our motto is "You should be paid for your work, but let's be real, you're not."

Share your minimum wage horror stories with us!

Our members enjoy:

• Free time to contemplate the meaninglessness of existence
• Unpaid vacation days that you'll never take (you're too broke, anyway)
• And the thrill of knowing you'll never have to pay taxes on anything except your existential dread

We have a few open positions available, including:

• Unpaid Bureaucrat: We want someone to fill out forms for us, but don't worry, you won't be paid
• Overworked and Underpaid Intern: Because who needs a social life, anyway?

Join us today and discover the joy of being exploited!