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Bureaucratic Holidays are not a real thing, but if they were, today would be one. We're currently closed due to a combination of factors including, but not limited to: lack of motivation, lack of coffee, and a general feeling of dread. Please check back in a few hours, or maybe not. Maybe we'll get it done. Maybe not. Probably not.
Bureaucratic Internal Memo number 3456-ABCD states that we're working on it. Don't bother asking for clarification.
External Feedback is not currently accepted. We're not really sure what that means. Is it like, a complaint? A compliment? A threat? We're not really sure, but we'll try to get back to you. Eventually.
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