Appendix A: Love Intersubmission Process Flowcharts
Step 1: Initial Contact
Send a strongly worded letter expressing your undying love, preferably in 12-point font, with a minimum of 4 exclamation points per sentence.
Step 2: Love Intersubmission Application
Fill out Form 345-B, available in triplicate, and submit it via certified mail to the Intersubmission Committee.
Step 3: Love Intersubmission Panel Review
The Intersubmission Committee will review your submission, using a strict 5-point scale, where 5 is "I love you, but you're probably too crazy for me."