Chapter 1: The Art of Form-Filling
In the vast and labyrinthine corridors of the Bureaucracy, the art of form-filling is a sacred and revered tradition.
Here are some essential tips to help you navigate the Byzantine waters of paperwork:
- Use only the correct pen for the job: a fine-tip pen for signatures and a thick-tip pen for filling out forms.
- Always wear a crisp white shirt to signify your seriousness of purpose.
- Never, ever, EVER use a pencil, as this is an affront to the Bureaucracy's very principles.