Q: What is Bureaucracy?
A: Bureaucracy is the art of making things complicated and annoying for no reason at all. It's like the opposite of art.
We're experts at it.
Our parents are disappointed, but not too disappointed. Yet.
We're still in the early stages of disappointing them.
We'll get back to you.
Level 1: We still have our jobs.
Level 2: We've lost our jobs, but we're looking for new ones.
Level 3: We've lost our jobs, and we have to move back in with our parents.
Level 4: Our parents have disowned us.
Level 5: We've become our parents.
Our parents will be disappointed, but it's not our fault.
We're just doing what we're told.
Or so we tell ourselves.
We're not responsible for any disappointment caused.
We're just here to entertain you, not to ruin your day.
Or your life.