Q: What is the Bureaucracy?
A: The Bureaucracy is a vast, labyrinthine system of paperwork, red tape, and pointless meetings.
Q: How do I navigate the Bureaucracy?
A: Start by filling out form 27-B/6 in triplicate, then wait 6-8 weeks for a response.
Q: What if I get lost in the Bureaucracy?
A: Don't worry, you'll never find your way out. Just enjoy the scenic route!