According to Article 3, Section 7, Subsection B of the Bureaucratic Code, "Creative Interpretation" is a fundamental right of every citizen.
In the interest of clarity, we have established the following definitions:
- Interpretation: The act of redefining a word to mean whatever one wants it to mean.
- Creative: The art of finding new ways to say the same thing.
- Code: A document that nobody reads, but everybody hates to be told about.
For example:
When the Code says "no running", you can interpret it as "light jogging" or "frenetic dancing".
When the Code says "no talking", you can interpret it as "whispering loudly" or "reading a script in a monotone voice".
We are proud to offer a variety of official interpreters to guide you through this complex process.
For more information, visit our Official Policies Clarification Page.