What is Bureaucracy 2.0?
Bureaucracy 2.0 is the next generation of red tape. It's faster, it's slicker, and it's more fun to navigate.
How do I apply for a Bureaucracy Permit?
Fill out form 345-B in triplicate, then attach 3x5 inch photo of yourself, and a notarized letter from your accountant. Do not, I repeat, DO NOT attempt to fax or email your application as these methods are subject to rejection and possible reassignment to a junior bureaucrat.
Can I get a refund for a rejected Bureaucracy Application?
No. All applications are nonrefundable. However, we do offer a 10% discount on all future Bureaucracy products and services for customers who have been rejected. Ask your local Bureaucratic representative for more information.
Why are the Bureaucratic Forms so hard to fill out?
We're not sure. Maybe it's because we're trying to weed out the riff raff. Maybe it's because our forms are actually sentient and they're tired of being filled out. Either way, we're working on it.
How to make your Bureaucracy Application stand out!
We love submissions! Send us your art, your stories, your Bureaucracy-themed memes. We may use them to improve our forms or to reject your application.
Or, if you'd rather just navigate the Bureaucracy: