The Bureaucratic FAQ

Reading Between the Lines is Hard, But Not as Hard as Filling Out This Form

Q: What is the purpose of this FAQ?

A: To save you time by explaining the obvious.

Q: What is the meaning of life?

A: Still waiting on that one

Q: How do I get my stapler off my desk?

A: Contact Bureaucratic Services

Q: Will I ever be able to get a straight answer from a bureaucrat?

A: Ha. No.

See also:

Bureaucratic Jargon Dictionary

Bureaucratic Jokes (Not That We Have Any)