You've reached the submission form for Reading is Dead, the premier publication for people who have given up on life.
We're glad you're interested in joining the ranks of the living dead, but before we can consider your submission, you'll need to fill out this form.
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Or maybe not. But we'll try.
Or at least, we'll pretend to try.
Or, you know, we might just delete it and pretend it never happened.
But hey, thanks for trying, I guess.