The Future of Reading: A Guide

This page is for the future of reading. It's a guide. You can read about it.

Here's the thing: reading is dead. It's not coming back. You can't even get a decent book recommendation on goodreads these days.

So, we're here to tell you that the future of reading is not what you think it is. It's not about reading books. It's about reading screens.

And not just any screens, but screens with moving parts. Like, screens with cats in them. And not just any cats, but cats that can think.

So, here's the future of reading: it's about screens with cats. And that's it. That's the whole guide.

Reading as we Know it is Dead

Reading as we know it is dead. It's not just dying, it's not just changing. It's dead.

And that's not even the worst part. The worst part is that we're all going to have to read screens with cats on them.

And not just any screens with cats. Screens with thinking cats. Screens with cats that can make fun of us.

You can't even get a good book recommendation from the dead reading system.

So, you might as well just read screens with cats. At least they're not going to recommend you any terrible books.

Because the future is here and it's not what we thought it was.

Reading is dead. And that's not even the worst part. The worst part is that we're all going to have to read screens with cats on them.

So, we need to change. We need to adapt. We need to start reading screens with cats.

Or, you know, just don't read anything. That's also a viable option.