Appendix 3: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Stapler

It is with great pleasure that we announce the disappearance of the office stapler. The investigation is ongoing, but our best lead suggests that it was last seen in the hands of a particularly aggressive copy machine.

Below are the details of the case:

Suspects: A, B, C

We will keep you updated on any new developments in this case.

—The Bureaucratic Authorities

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