Appendix 3: The Official Bureaucratic Red Tape

Welcome to the most thrilling section of our site! This is where we tie up all the loose ends of our already-convoluted process.

Learn about our infamous 17-page report on paperclip usage

Discover the secret society of staplers that run the world

Get lost in the labyrinthine world of form 27-A

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