Welcome to the Ministry of Red Tape, the epicenter of inefficiency and unnecessary paperwork. Our mission is to ensure that every task, no matter how mundane or menial, takes an inordinate amount of time to complete. We're not just a government agency, we're a way of life.
Forms Rules Frequently Asked QuestionsOur current backlog is approximately 47.5 million hours, with an expected completion time of approximately infinity. Please allow 3-5 business days for response, assuming the forms are filled out correctly and we're not on a 3-day weekend.