Welcome to the meeting that never ends. You're all here because you're not important enough to have a real job, but you're just important enough to attend this meeting.
Agenda for the Never-Ending Meeting:
- Discussion of the importance of attending meetings
- Review of the latest meeting minutes (from the 2nd Never-Ending Meeting)
- Talk about how to make the meeting more efficient (by making it even longer)
- Break for snacks (but only if we're lucky)
Remember, the meeting will continue even if you leave early. In fact, it will continue until everyone has forgotten what the meeting was about and has gone home for the weekend.