NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN TO ALL BUREAUCRATS THAT THE FOLLOWING CLEARANCE HAS BEEN GRANTED:
YOU HAVE BEEN GRANTED CLEARANCE TO ACCESS ALL RESTRICTED AREAS, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO:
THIS CLEARANCE IS CONDITIONED UPON YOUR COMPLIANCE WITH ALL REGULATIONS AND RULES AS OUTLINED IN THE BUREAUCRATIC HANDBOOK.
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