Committee of Sleep-Deprived Interns: Action Item 1

Action Item 1: "Sufficient Caffeine Levels for Optimal Productivity"

We, the undersigned members of the Committee of Sleep-Deprived Interns, hereby declare that sufficient levels of caffeine are essential for the proper functioning of all office machinery.

Next Action Item: "Standardized Napping Protocols for Downtime"

Policy Document: Caffeine Standards for Optimal Productivity"

Meeting 1: Initial Discussion of Caffeine Levels"