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Attendance Policy for the Committee of Sleep-Deprived Interns

Section 4: Mandatory 24-hour Workdays

According to our esteemed leader, Bob the Sleep-Deprived Intern, the key to success lies in the ability to function on a mere 4 hours of sleep. To this end, all interns are expected to work a minimum of 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.

Don't bother asking why. It's science.

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