Committee of Sleep-Deprived Interns: Decisions

Minutes from the meeting of the Committee of Sleep-Deprived Interns, convened on 3:14 AM, 24 February 2023, in the abandoned server room.

Resolution 1: The Coffee Machine shall be fed quarters only, effective immediately.

• Resolution 1: Coffee Machine Policy
• Recommendations for Committee Restructuring
• Memo: Random Number Generators for Decision-Making

Adendum: The intern in seat 7 is hereby assigned to write a 50-page report on "The History of Bureaucratic Decision-Making" due on Friday.