The Committee of Sleep-Deprived Interns met on 23rd February 2023 to discuss the pressing matters of the universe. Present were 5 members, each fueled by a combination of 3 cups of coffee and 17 consecutive hours of Red Bull-fueled coding.
The committee was tasked with deciding whether pineapple should be allowed on pizza. After a 3-hour discussion involving 17 PowerPoint presentations, 2 heated arguments, and 1 impromptu game of 'who can stay awake the longest', the committee voted 3-2 in favor of pineapple.
A member reported that their donut stash had gone missing. After a 2-hour investigation involving 4 forensic experts and 1 amateur sleuth, it was concluded that the missing donuts were probably eaten by a raccoon with a penchant for pastry.
The committee voted 4-1 in favor of 'We're awake, and so should you be!' as their new slogan. The dissenting vote came from member 3, who insisted on 'Sleep is not just for the weak'.