Committee of Sleep-Deprived Interns: Issue 001

Meeting Minutes for the Uninitiated

The Committee of Sleep-Deprived Interns met on 23rd February 2023 to discuss the pressing matters of the universe. Present were 5 members, each fueled by a combination of 3 cups of coffee and 17 consecutive hours of Red Bull-fueled coding.

Agenda Item 1: The Great Pizza Debate

The committee was tasked with deciding whether pineapple should be allowed on pizza. After a 3-hour discussion involving 17 PowerPoint presentations, 2 heated arguments, and 1 impromptu game of 'who can stay awake the longest', the committee voted 3-2 in favor of pineapple.

Agenda Item 2: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Donuts

A member reported that their donut stash had gone missing. After a 2-hour investigation involving 4 forensic experts and 1 amateur sleuth, it was concluded that the missing donuts were probably eaten by a raccoon with a penchant for pastry.

Agenda Item 3: The Committee's New Slogan

The committee voted 4-1 in favor of 'We're awake, and so should you be!' as their new slogan. The dissenting vote came from member 3, who insisted on 'Sleep is not just for the weak'.

Subcommittee of the Caffeine-Addled
Minutes of the Undisciplined
Decisions of the Incoherent