Committee of Sleep-Deprived Interns: Caffeine Addled Subcommittee

Meeting Minutes

Today's meeting was a blur of caffeine-fueled madness. We managed to accomplish nothing of substance, but our coffee mugs are now empty.

The committee chair (who shall remain nameless) stumbled into the conference room at 9:30 AM, still in their PJs.

Agenda items included, but not limited to:

• Whether or not to add more sugar to the office coffee machine
• Best practices for napping in the supply closet
• When to take a 10-minute break to scroll through memes on our personal phones

Decisions were made, but not recorded, because, well, we were too tired.