It all started with a cry of desperation in the middle of the night, when the world outside seemed to be moving at an impossible pace. We, a group of sleep-deprived interns, banded together to create a system to make our lives slightly more efficient.
The Birth of Bureaucracy 2.0
In our quest for productivity, we created the Bureaucracy 2.0, a system so complex, so Byzantine, that it has consumed our very souls.
A Glimpse into our Process
Here's a brief overview of our typical day:
- 8am: Wake up, stumble to the coffee machine, and pray for the best.
- 9am: Spend 3 hours responding to 20 emails that could have been answered in 10 minutes, but we're not exactly sure why.
- 12pm: Lunch break, where we eat stale crackers and dream of productivity.
- 1pm: Spend 4 hours attending meetings that could have been an email.
- 5pm: Go home, collapse, and wonder why we even bother.