Committee of Sleep-Deprived Interns: Committee 2, Subcommittee 1

Meeting Minutes for Committee 2 of the Committee of Sleep-Deprived Interns

Today's agenda: Discussing the importance of caffeine in the office, debating the merits of 4-hour workdays, and determining whether or not to eat another bag of stale office coffee.

Attendees: Intern 1, Intern 2, Intern 3, Intern 4, Intern 5, Intern 6

Decisions:

• Caffeine shall be considered a mandatory component of all meetings.
• Intern 3 shall take on the task of buying more office coffee.
• Everyone is expected to work for 4 hours a day. Anything more shall be considered optional.

Next Meeting: 3 hours from now. Don't be late.