Resolution 46: The Official Bureaucratic Mandate for Maximum Efficiency

By the power vested in us, we hereby decree that all meetings shall be conducted with utmost haste, lest the wheels of progress grind to a screeching halt.

Section 1: Mandatory Time-Keeping

• Article 1.1: All meetings shall begin precisely on the dot, no sooner or later.
• Article 1.2: Time shall be kept with an analog clock, lest the zeitgeist be disrupted.

Section 2: Decorum and Etiquette

• Article 2.1: All attendees shall wear the official Bureaucratic Uniform (BBU) to signify their commitment to the cause.
• Article 2.2: Whispering, nodding, or otherwise communicating without vocalization is strictly forbidden.

Resolution 47: The Prohibition of Protracted Proclamations