Cookie Council

Established in the year 3000 BCE, the Cookie Council was founded on the principles of unadulterated deliciousness and the pursuit of the perfect cookie-to-chip ratio.

Our Mission

We are dedicated to the prophets of cookie-making, the bakers of the brave, the crunchers of the crunchy, and the chewers of the chewy. Our motto? 'A cookie in every hand, a smile on every face.'

Subcommittees

  • Cookie Committee
  • Councilors
  • Councilor Applicability

Don't have a membership? No problem! Just send us your resume, a 3-paragraph essay on the meaning of life, and a picture of your favorite cookie. We'll get back to you within a week... or three... or never.

© Cookie Council 3000 BCE - 2023

Disclaimer: The views expressed on this website are entirely fictional and not to be taken as actual advice or guidance. Unless you're a cookie connoisseur, in which case you're probably already a member.